Dort loves Hallmark movies and let her tell you why. A lot of Christmas movies are very cloying, very intense, and heavy to watch. Hallmark is never intense. Watching a Hallmark movie is like putting a muffler on your brain, it’s like having an temporary lobotomy. Crying is nice sometimes but sometimes you just want to think of sparkles and cupcakes.

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Behold the wooden Gooble Goblins, carved from the ancient timbers of forgotten forests, their twisted forms a gift of woodland spirits. Cloaked in winter’s frost, these goblins bear the gleam of mischief in their beady eyes and crooked smiles. With their enchanted bells and buckets of soups they stand sentinel upon the hearth, watching over your festivities with sly delight.

PLEASE NOTE: These are sprayed with a layer of protective varnish, but are not meant to go outside!