So get this, I got blue paint on my keyboard and the paint seeped in which that makes the “m” key really hard to press, so whenever I have to type an “m” I have to mash it down in order to work. YES. I ALREADY POPPED OFF THE KEY AND TRIED TO CLEAN IT BUT I CANT GET IT TO WORK BECAUSE IT WAS ACRYLIC PAINT, WHICH IS JUST PLASTIC, AND THE PLASTIC FUSED WITH THE PLASTIC IN THE KEYBOARD. THEY ARE ONE NOW. I just have to compensate by pressing “m” really hard. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ah, behold! A quaint wooden pumpkin, no larger than a squirrel’s daydream. It hangs by a sneaky length of twine — rustic, possibly stolen from a scarecrow’s belt, and perfect for hanging upon a crooked nail or the branch of a particularly contemplative tree. It sways ever so slightly in the breeze, murmuring secrets of forgotten festivals and the laughter of scarecrows long since retired. A curious charm, indeed — like something a lost soul might carry in their pocket, just in case the forest starts to hum. Useful? Questionable. Whimsical? Deeply.

DO NOT PUT THESE OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS