So Buster here was a surprise. I didn’t mean to grow a giant pumpkin this year, I have enough to do than to be fretting about a giant pumpkin in my patch, but he grew on his own and he’s massive. Usually growing honkers like this takes a lot of energy, patience, and care, but Buster decided to do that all on his own. Don’t get me wrong, I am happy he’s here, but this means I am going to have to rent a Uhaul so I can take him to the fair to compete in the giant pumpkin competition (of which I am a judge for). The conflict of interest is going to piss off the other contestants, but what choice do I have??

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Beneath the wicked moonlight, an artist doth conjure her wares and wards. A bewitchèd Halloween trinket, wrought to grace thy walls this haunted season, in coloured pencil and gouache upon wood. Each curious piece is sealed beneath a protective varnish, yet is best kept indoors, lest the elements lay claim to its magic.

Picture hanger attached to the back.