I don’t like when English words have secret letters. How am I supposed to know about those? You’re looking at me like I’m dumb for not being able to spell stuff, but why does mortgage have a secret “t” and how was I supposed to know that. Guess? Ok

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Beneath the wicked moonlight, an artist doth conjure her wares and wards. A bewitchèd Halloween trinket, wrought to grace thy walls this haunted season, in coloured pencil and gouache upon wood. Each curious piece is sealed beneath a protective varnish, yet is best kept indoors, lest the elements lay claim to its magic.

Comes with a hanging twine