I DEMAND CHEESE. VILLAGERS, COME OUT FROM YOUR ABODES AT ONCE AND GIVE ME MY MILKY OFFERINGS OF CHEESE, OR ELSE I WILL PECK OUT THE SPARKLY STONES FROM YOUR HANDS AND EARS AND GO BUY IT MYSELF. I KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS OPERATE, YOU VALUE SHINY THINGS LIKE ME. SHINY THINGS AND CHEESE. I’LL STEAL FROM YOU SHINY THINGS HOARDERS TO PAY THE CHEESE MAN.

This spooky little wooden Halloween treasure is brimming with ghostly charm and mischievous magic. With its whimsical autumn spirit it’s perfect for adding a touch of haunted whimsy indoors where it can stay safe, dry, and away from the wicked weather outside. DO NOT HANG OUTDOORS