Ever been stuck in a box, then a magical lady teaches you how to dance and you both die and end up in a different dimension where she’s a mental patient and your her doctor? And then you die in that dimension and end up as a wooden pumpkin? Please someone help

This spooky little wooden Halloween treasure is brimming with ghostly charm and mischievous magic. With its whimsical autumn spirit it’s perfect for adding a touch of haunted whimsy indoors where it can stay safe, dry, and away from the wicked weather outside. DO NOT HANG OUTDOORS