One day we’re gonna look around and things will have changed without us even noticing. It will be like when you forget to get your haircut for a while and one day you look in mirror and you realize your hair is so long and you’ve just been running so fast that you didn’t even notice. That is what will happen to society in about 3 years.

Product Information: Behold yon splendid trinket of autumnal cheer—a flat wooden pumpkin ornament, rendered with the artistry of acrylic paint and the finesse of colored pencil. This humble bauble, shaped like the jolly gourd of harvest season, doth boast vibrant hues of orange and verdant green, as if kissed by the fairies themselves. The charming visage of the pumpkin is brought to life with whimsical swirls and delicate strokes, reminiscent of the handcraft of skilled scribes of yore. Perfect for adorning thine hearth or hanging with merry pride upon thy festooned chamber wall!

• PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS