Cor blimey, I made meself a cuppa and the tea bag spoke to me from me mug.
“Oi, calm down!” I shouted
It scrumpt back “Stone me, this brew’s got more drama than EastEnders!”
Proper mental, innit?

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Beneath the wicked moonlight, an artist doth conjure her wares and wards. A bewitchèd Halloween trinket, wrought to grace thy walls this haunted season, in coloured pencil and gouache upon wood. Each curious piece is sealed beneath a protective varnish, yet is best kept indoors, lest the elements lay claim to its magic.

Comes with a twine hanging string.