He stinks because he grew up right next to a swamp. He smells like worms and corn. He likes it but to normal people it is HARD to take. He’s really nice, though, so what can you do.

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Beneath the wicked moonlight, an artist doth conjure her wares and wards. A bewitchèd Halloween trinket, wrought to grace thy walls this haunted season, in coloured pencil and gouache upon wood. Each curious piece is sealed beneath a protective varnish, yet is best kept indoors, lest the elements lay claim to its magic.

Comes with a hanging twine