Honky is the kind of apple you find at the bottom of a tree while apple picking. You kind of feel bad for it because he took all that time to grow and now no one is gonna eat him cuz he’s all weird and squishy. In the end it will be fine because we all return to the cosmic void from wench we came.

A merry little painting of an apple with a sprightly face, grinning as if it knows a secret. A leaf sits like a jaunty cap atop its head, and its twinkling eyes bring charm and mischief to the fruit. A whimsical delight, as though plucked from an enchanted orchard.

DO NOT PUT OUTSIDE OR IT WILL GET GROSS