Bland Nancy is the opposite of bland. She’s actually the most flavorful apple in the bunch, but she doesn’t want to get eaten so she started a propaganda campaign against herself.

A merry little painting of an apple with a sprightly face, grinning as if it knows a secret. A leaf sits like a jaunty cap atop its head, and its twinkling eyes bring charm and mischief to the fruit. A whimsical delight, as though plucked from an enchanted orchard.

DO NOT PUT OUTSIDE OR IT WILL GET GROSS