Bibs J never left his hometown. He knows people judge him for that but Bibs J needed to stay after high school to take care of his grandmother, and to be honest, he thinks there is a quiet beauty about spending your whole life in a single place. So often he hears his friends, the ones who went off and did great things, come back once in a while and say they don’t feel at home anywhere anymore. They speak down to him, and pity him, but Bibs loves his life. He DJs and the local senior center, he loves caring for people, and this is a way he can do it. Bibs J will always feel home here, because he never left. He knows everyone in town, and they know him. The love him. Why would he leave?

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