Frindolf was raised at the North Pole but an elf. Frindolf was at an orphan and when Santa came to give the orphans presents at the orphanage, Frindolf jumped out of his crib and climbed into Santa’s giant sack. Santa accidentally brought him to the North Pole and instead of bringing him back to the orphanage where a kind nun was caring for him, he just kept him there? And didn’t even let the nun know where the baby went? Weird, but ok.

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• PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS