Several weeks ago Boats took a trip on a large sailing vessel down the Hudson River. Whilst traversing the smooth waters, an interesting lady took a hold of the company’s attention. She wanted to talk about fish, and the health of the river. While what she spoke of was greatly important, Boats only half listened to what she spoke of. He was so entranced by her fish Jean Jacket, he could think of nothing else. She wore a normal jean jacket, but on the back was a lovely depiction of a river fish. Boats must have the same jacket, and if not the same, something similar.

Product Information: Behold yon splendid trinket of autumnal cheer—a flat wooden pumpkin ornament, rendered with the artistry of acrylic paint and the finesse of colored pencil. This humble bauble, shaped like the jolly gourd of harvest season, doth boast vibrant hues of orange and verdant green, as if kissed by the fairies themselves. The charming visage of the pumpkin is brought to life with whimsical swirls and delicate strokes, reminiscent of the handcraft of skilled scribes of yore. Perfect for adorning thine hearth or hanging with merry pride upon thy festooned chamber wall!

• PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS