This Charles doesn’t not want the responsibility of being anyone’s boss. This Charles has decided that he values his time and living his life over success, or what society deems “success”. To Charles, success looks like being able to shut down his computer after work and just live his life. Charles does not want to be in charge. The only thing Charles wants to be in charge of are the tomatoes growing in his garden.

Product Information: Behold yon splendid trinket of autumnal cheer—a flat wooden pumpkin ornament, rendered with the artistry of acrylic paint and the finesse of colored pencil. This humble bauble, shaped like the jolly gourd of harvest season, doth boast vibrant hues of orange and verdant green, as if kissed by the fairies themselves. The charming visage of the pumpkin is brought to life with whimsical swirls and delicate strokes, reminiscent of the handcraft of skilled scribes of yore. Perfect for adorning thine hearth or hanging with merry pride upon thy festooned chamber wall!

• PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS