This pumpkin is lovingly named after my neighbor’s lovely dog “Goose”, who recently passed over the rainbow bridge. One time I took Goose out while I was watching her and she got the zoomies. We were running really fast down a path and she got spooked by a disgarded crumpled sweatshirt on the ground. In her fright she ran into me, taking me out at the knees and causing me to be fully air born for at least 2 seconds. I landed hard and she came back to lick my face as an apology. I still have a scar from it. Love you, Goose!

Product Information: Behold yon splendid trinket of autumnal cheer—a flat wooden pumpkin ornament, rendered with the artistry of acrylic paint and the finesse of colored pencil. This humble bauble, shaped like the jolly gourd of harvest season, doth boast vibrant hues of orange and verdant green, as if kissed by the fairies themselves. The charming visage of the pumpkin is brought to life with whimsical swirls and delicate strokes, reminiscent of the handcraft of skilled scribes of yore. Perfect for adorning thine hearth or hanging with merry pride upon thy festooned chamber wall!

• PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS OUTSIDE IT WILL GET GROSS