Here are some good sounds:

-that little sound people make on the guitar that is like a high-pitched squeak caused by their fingers gliding across the ribbed guitar strings

-when a cat goes “BRRT?”

-crunching on ice shelves that form over sidewalks with your boot

-being in a movie theater and hearing the theater next door burst into laugher

-the rumble of the furnace

-geese flying south for winter. It sounds like they are frantic and it’s funny

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