So my boy Tom, the guy who owns the orchard on Waffles Hollow Rd, made an abomination. He was doing some deep research on apples and realized he could graft branches from all the varieties he had in his orchard to create a quilted monster apple tree, a tree that could grow hundreds of types of apples, even create new ones.

Tom is the type of guy you don’t want to be smart. The more he knows, the more dangerous he becomes, because he is a creative mf and has the gumption to act on his ideas. He did make that monster mish mash apple tree, and it grew SO MANY types of apples. The thing is that apples of different varieties don’t get along, so now his orchard is filled with the sounds of apples bickering all night long. I’m about to loose my damn mind over it.

Five 4”x4” apples strung together with 39” braided twine.

PRODUCT INFORMATION: Beneath the wicked moonlight, an artist doth conjure her wares and wards. A bewitchèd Halloween trinket, wrought to grace thy walls this haunted season, in coloured pencil and gouache upon wood. Each curious piece is sealed beneath a protective varnish, yet is best kept indoors, lest the elements lay claim to its magic.

Comes with a hanging twine